Kenan Thompson introduced LaVar Ball again to SNL in honor of the NBA Playoffs kicking off this weekend. The one downside is his “son,” Lonzo Ball, didn’t make the lower for the reason that Lakers fell brief. That doesn’t imply LaVar is able to cease singing his son’s praises or declare that he had the very best season within the historical past of the league. The true-life LaVar is busy getting his son’s tryouts with the NBA from Lithuania and constructing his NCAA various, however the pretend one is right here to say that Lonzo “by no means misplaced” and his statistics for his inaugural Lakers season had been off the chart.
He’s additionally sharing some particulars about JBA, which is wonderful regardless of the shortage of any of the highest highschool prospects in America. It’s going to be higher than the NCAA and the NBA, touring across the nation on Peter Pans Bus Strains and residing in “a lodge so Tremendous, they named it eight.” Free cable, no HBO, each room exits to the road, and solely common Mini-Wheats. By no means frosted. It might appear that should you’re not hardened and prepared for all times after this league, you’re clearly lifeless.
LaVar additionally brings alongside a brand new shoe to promote to the general public. It’s extra of a sandal, with a backstrap that can certainly “depart your heel uncooked as hell,” however you may’t mistaken with footwear that doubles as cookware. Who doesn’t need to eat a fried egg on the go?
Hopefully this isn’t the final we’ll see of LaVar on “Weekend Replace” this season. Some evaluation of the NBA Finals may very well be nice, particularly if he’s evaluating to how Lonzo Ball would’ve executed all of it so much higher had he not been robbed of the possibility by Magic Johnson or one thing.
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