The Billions Inventory Watch is a weekly accounting of the motion on the Showtime drama. Selections might be made based mostly on hypothesis and occasional misinformation and mysterious whims which might be by no means absolutely defined to most of the people. Form of like the true inventory market.

STOCK DOWN: Wholesome father/son relationships

You know the way typically you’ll meet somebody and be like “Man, that particular person is an actual piece of labor” however then just a few months later you’ll meet their mother and/or dad and it’ll all make sense, out of the blue. That’s the best way it’s with Chuck and his dad. What a large number. This week we discovered about two of the one instances that Chuck’s dad has expressed pleasure in his son: As soon as when Chuck misplaced his virginity to a prostitute on his 14th birthday (as a part of a transaction arrange by his father and uncle) (very regular), and once more this week, some three many years later, when Chuck used strongarm backroom ways to pressure his father to lie in regards to the Ice Juice fiasco — principally taking the blame for looting Chuck’s belief and throwing Ira all the best way beneath the bus within the course of — with the intention to defend the cash tied up within the on line casino land deal from final season. Chuck remains to be is a giant ol’ difficult piece of trash who needs to do the best factor however can’t get out of his personal means lengthy sufficient to not blackmail a decide or damage his finest pal within the course of, however he additionally sort of by no means had an opportunity.

However why sort all these phrases after I can simply submit this image of Senior planting a giant sloppy mouth kiss on his son on the stoop. I feel which may sum all of it up fairly nicely, too.


STOCK DOWN: Charity?

The large Axe plot this week handled charity work and we discovered that charity is… unhealthy? That’s the factor about Billions, man. You’ll assume for one second that somebody is about to do a very good factor as a result of it’s the best factor the to within the grand scheme of issues after which the subsequent 10 minutes might be spent discussing whether or not charitable giving is environment friendly and concocting okie-dokie disinformation campaigns so the individuals concerned could make tens of millions of beneath the guise of serving to Sub-Saharan Africa. Actual kick within the pants this present is usually.

STOCK UP: James Wolk


Relaxation in peace, Craig Heidecker, the sensible house pioneer performed by James Wolk whom I had been referring to as Attractive Elon Musk till I discovered his identify final night time. Man, what a profession James Wolk has going. The man has performed memorable roles in three of my favourite reveals. Have a look at this resume:

  • Performed Bob Benson on Mad Males and confirmed up the one time at Joan’s condo in a tiny white bathing swimsuit
  • Performed Jackson Ounceson my beloved Zoo and slapped an evil four-star basic whereas shouting “The place’s the sloth?!”
  • Performed Attractive Elon Musk on Billions and blew himself up in a spaceship after sleeping with Paul Giamatti’s spouse


STOCK DOWN: Bryan Connerty

Man, powerful week for Bryan. Simply when it appeared like he had a win, when he found out the ruse Chuck and his dad pulled to lure Axe right into a desperation revenge transfer, and he had everybody cornered into letting him transfer ahead with all of it, he had the rug pulled out from beneath him in entrance of his boss (additionally in on the ruse). Not nice.

Additionally not nice? The individuals he’s questioning about it hold pulling the “Properly, right here’s my penis” energy transfer on him. First it was Axe’s skinny dipping cohort answering questions absolutely nude subsequent to the pool and now Chuck’s dad is dropping his towel within the locker room and heading into the bathe. That’s a troublesome transfer to counter. You’ll be able to’t simply match it by getting bare your self, particularly not in the event you’re in a swimsuit. You’d appear like a lunatic. He’s gonna must determine one thing out. It’s changing into an actual downside for him.



The factor about Axe’s state of affairs this season — coping with the prison prices, giving up his buying and selling license — is that it’s given Wags much less to do. He already didn’t have, like, so much to do. His predominant obligations on the agency, so far as I can inform, are saying “Nice thought, boss” after which barking out profanity-laced orders based mostly on regardless of the thought was. However now, with Axe largely sitting round watching motion pictures and utilizing his safety goons to orchestrate sneaky maneuvers, Wags is caught interviewing nerds with Taylor and fascinating in warfare over burial plots.

And you already know what? I find it irresistible. The burial plot factor was enjoyable as a result of it put him out on the planet with common(-ish) individuals and I do love seeing that degenerate try to be an individual. I wish to see him grocery buying subsequent.

Two different Wags notes:

  • His burial plot adversary this week — a philandering private harm lawyer named Mick Nussfaur — was performed by Michael Kostroff, often known as crooked protection lawyer Maurice Levy from The Wire.
  • Mustache factors had been extraordinarily sharp this week.

Love Wags.

STOCK DOWN: Secretive conferences in a parking storage

I used to be very excited after I noticed Dake and Chuck having what gave the impression to be a secretive assembly in a parking storage as a result of I like secretive conferences in parking garages. However then it was all ruined for me as a result of 1) I spotted it was simply the parking storage the place Chuck works and never some unusual constructing on the outskirts of the town, and a couple of) Dake wasn’t hiding within the shadows smoking a cigarette so the one factor you may see within the pitch black was the hearth pink tip when he took a drag off of it. I imply, come on. In the event you’re gonna do it, do it.

STOCK UP: Utilizing “sup” as a verb


David Strathairn confirmed up for perhaps 45 seconds this week and nonetheless managed to drop this gem of a sentence. The person is nothing if not environment friendly.

STOCK UP: Mike Birbiglia

I’m gonna be trustworthy right here: I didn’t anticipate to see Mike Birbiglia on Billions. Like, in any respect, ever. Simply wasn’t even on my radar as a factor that might occur. However certain sufficient, there he was, all episode lengthy, as a Silicon Valley enterprise philanthropist who was attempting to get a charity to put money into photo voltaic panels so everybody may get wealthy whereas saving the world. Or one thing. I used to be admittedly distracted every time he was on display screen. I stored doubting myself, like “That may’t be Mike Birbiglia as a enterprise philanthropist on Billions,” after which I’d understand I missed the final 90 seconds of dialogue. This isn’t the present’s downside. It’s purely mine. As a result of I’m a baby.

It was cool, although. I like Mike Birbiglia and I like Billions. Form of like a sea salt and caramel factor, the place the primary time you hear it you assume “However these don’t go collectively,” and you then attempt it and it simply works.

STOCK UP: Evil swooping Eyebrows


It took me till the third season to note it, which I apologize for, however Chuck’s dad has some actually immaculate evil swooping eyebrows. Not fairly to the extent of Larry Hagman (and please do Google “Larry Hagman eyebrows” later right this moment in the event you want a pick-me-up), however nonetheless actually very stable.

Between his eyebrows and the patented Wags pointy mustache, Billions is doing crucial work within the discipline of tv facial hair, which, for the document, needs to be an Emmy class.

STOCK DOWN: Japanese elk

Powerful break, Japanese elk. That on line casino remains to be going up.

STOCK UP: Watching motion pictures at residence on the sofa

I’ve by no means associated to Axe greater than throughout the transient scene the place he was bored at residence watching Inglorious Basterds on his sofa.


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